March 2012
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brohirrim:
orcses:
rossmcbitchface:
catbountry:
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
Rick Santorum only ever reads Bible fan fic anyway, though.
I wonder who he ships.
Cain/Abel
#incest and homosexuality and necrophilia #this pairing has it all
butterflynet:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets to take his birth control on time and spends the entire next month freaking out because he feels a little bit pregnant.
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Okay I’m going to sleep now
Junior breakfast in the morning and I have no idea what’s going on soooo
Mhm
Ah follow? →
getyourassbeat:
what kind of degree would be best to help me become a decoy for “to catch a predator”
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I hope Rick Santorum's OTP get stranded in two...
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epicnessness:
a-scandal-in-tumblr:
This...
eyeslinedwithauberginedreams:
vincemoon:
You should all know I just made the best fucking chicken
oh my god at first I read that as children
bahaha oh lord, i haven’t made any children
although i’m sure they’d be fabulous
My Tumblr summed up in 7 questions.
URL: vincemoon
Top 5 fandoms you’ll see:
The Mighty Boosh
Sherlock
Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy
Doctor Who
Rocky Horror
Top 3 celebrities you’ll see:
Noel Fielding
Benedict Cumberbatch
David Tennant
Top 3 other topics you’ll see:
politics
JULIAN BARRATT!!!
Johnlock
Do I make graphics? Yah, gifs and sometimes edits Do I liveblog? Eh a little bit.
My ask box is: Ready for all of...
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February 2012
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“And some idiot locked us out of our hotel room - who turned out to be Benedict”
– Steven Moffat, The Hound of Baskerville commentary #giant five year old (via annieodairss)
You should all know I just made the best fucking chicken
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Map of Tumblr.
kurtofskyforlife:
daringnerveandchivalry:
itstoniguys:
Where would I live? I think it’s a toss up between Cumberbitch Island, Gallifrey, Hnng and Hogwarts…
To many places I could belong.