- Me: If Rick Santorum is elected President, I am leaving the country.
- Mother-Figure: Don't be dramatic.
- Me: I am not being dramatic, I am saving myself. You should leave too if he is elected.
- Mother-Figure: ...I have seen somethings on him, he is a little...weird.
- Me: A little? I am serious, I am out of this country and into Canada if he is elected. No second thoughts. GONE!





